Chainsaw Honeymoon Is Available for Preorder at Amazon

Chainsaw Honeymoon Cover 3DExciting news! Chainsaw Honeymoon is now available now for preorder at Amazon for ninety-nine cents. Order your copy now now. Because when it’s published on March 1st, the price goes up to $3.99.

Yes, I want to buy now!

Take a look at what IndieReader had to say about my latest novel:

“In this tale of a daughter literally trying to scare her estranged parents back together, Steven Ramirez combines the horror/slasher film and literature genres with the light comedy/romance of a Cary Grant film. Both genres present challenges on their own. What is amazing about Chainsaw Honeymoon is how Ramirez surmounts both of these demands. Added to these accomplishments is his ability to present the viewpoint of a fourteen-year-old girl. In the form of Ruby, Ramirez imparts to readers all the confusion brought about by puberty; the emotional neediness camouflaged by sarcasm; the obsession and continuing frustration with boys; and the bonds female teenagers forge with one another.” — IndieReader

Gimme, gimme, gimme!

Thank you again for your support. Peace and love.

TELL ME WHEN I’M DEAD 99-Cent Halloween Sale!

[TMWID - 3D Transparent Shadow]Happy Halloween, everybody! If you’re too old to trick or treat—well, you’re never too old, but stay with me here—but you love munching on candy corn while reading horror, then here’s a great way to get your scare on. Why not pick up all three books in the horror thriller series TELL ME WHEN I’M DEAD for ninety-nine cents each? Come on, that’s a savings of nine dollars! You can check out the series here.

This sale runs through Sunday, so do it now!

Tell Me When I’m Dead | Dead Is All You Get | Even The Dead Will Bleed

Book One—Tell Me When I’m Dead

[TMWID 3D Cover (Small)]Thanks to his wife, Holly, recovering alcoholic Dave Pulaski is getting his life back. Then a contagion decimates the town, turning its victims into shrieking flesh-eaters. Now Dave and Holly must find a way to survive. But Dave is this close to drinking again. A woman he cheated with—and no longer human—is after him. The hordes of undead are growing and security forces are outnumbered. Hell has arrived in Tres Marias.

Tell Me When I’m Dead (Book One of TELL ME WHEN I’M DEAD) is about an antihero haunted by all the mistakes of his life. Facing a terrifying future, Dave must decide whether to die drunk or fight for those he cares about most. And strength alone won’t be enough—he’ll need Faith. If you like your thrillers dark and fast-paced, then follow Dave and Holly as they fight against looters, paramilitary crazies and the undead. “A hard-hitting splattergore zombie thriller, told by the ultimate antihero” (Travis Luedke).

Where to Buy
Amazon

Book Two—Dead Is All You Get

[DIAYG 3D Cover (Small)]After months of fighting the undead ravaging the town of Tres Marias, Dave Pulaski and his wife, Holly, catch a break when Black Dragon Security suddenly shows up to rescue them. But things are about to get worse. The virus is mutating. Now, driven to discover the truth behind the contagion while struggling to protect Holly and those closest to him, Dave is pushed beyond the limits of faith and reason.

Dead Is All You Get (Book Two of TELL ME WHEN I’M DEAD) combines the best elements of horror, dark fantasy and sci-fi, taking the reader on a relentless, tortured journey of survival that tests the strength of one man’s character and delves into the role Faith plays when he is confronted by the worst kind of evil—the evil in humans. If you like your thrillers dark and fast-paced, then read this mind-blowing sequel. And leave the lights on. “A shoot first then shoot again horror thriller of the highest order” (Simon Oneill).

Where to Buy
Amazon

Book Three—Even The Dead Will Bleed

[ETDWB 3D Cover (Small)]Dave Pulaski is headed to Los Angeles to kill Walt Freeman, the person responsible for devastating Tres Marias. But everything changes when he rescues Sasha, a Russian girl who escaped the facility where Walt was holding her. Pursued by a relentless ex-military sociopath working for Walt and by scientifically engineered humans who flay their victims alive, chances are that Dave will die before he can save Sasha.

Even The Dead Will Bleed (Book Three of TELL ME WHEN I’M DEAD) is a dark fantasy, sci-fi thriller—a nonstop horror train—that will deliver Dave to the brink of Hell. Revenge is a powerful drug that can drive a man to do unspeakable things. But as he will learn, Faith can give him the courage to face death without fear. If you like your thrillers dark and fast-paced, then don’t miss the heart-pounding conclusion to this trilogy. “Faith and bravery band together to fight a horrific world turned upside down and inside out” (S.R. Mallery).

Where to Buy
Amazon

Tell Me When I’m Dead | Dead Is All You Get | Even The Dead Will Bleed

Watch Out—March Lunacy Book Deals!

[Books One and Two]Okay, I’ve heard that March is a time when people go mad. And I certainly don’t want to violate any trademarks, so we’ll leave it at that. On the other hand, there is also some lunacy going on—specifically around Books One and Two of THE DEAD SERIES. Wait, what?

That’s right. For the entire month of March you can pick up Tell Me When I’m Dead and Dead Is All You Get for 99 cents each! That’s three bucks off the regular price, people. And what you get is some of the scariest zombie goodness around. Don’t think so? Just check out the reviews.

So don’t wait. Zombie goodness … 99 cents … done.

You can find these books at Amazon, Barnes and Noble, iBookStore and Kobo.

Tell Me When I’m Dead
Thanks to a beautiful, strong-willed woman named Holly, recovering alcoholic Dave Pulaski is getting his life back. Then a contagion decimates the town of Tres Marias, turning the victims into shrieking flesh-eaters. Now Dave, Holly and a group of armed soldiers and civilians must find a way to survive. But Dave is this close to drinking again. A woman he cheated with is after him—even though she’s no longer human. The hordes of undead are growing and security forces are outnumbered. Hell has arrived in Tres Marias.

Tell Me When I’m Dead is the story of an antihero who must come to terms with all of the mistakes he has ever made. Faced with the most terrifying situation imaginable, he must decide whether to die drunk or stay alive and fight for those he cares about most. And he must learn that strength alone is never enough—you also need Faith.

Listen to the Tell Me When I’m Dead Playlist on SpotifyThen grab the book!
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iBookstore
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Dead Is All You Get
After months of fighting the undead ravaging the town of Tres Marias, Dave Pulaski and his friends catch a break when Black Dragon Security suddenly shows up to rescue them. But things are about to get worse. The virus is mutating. Now, driven to discover the truth behind the contagion while struggling to protect his wife, Holly, and those closest to him, Dave is pushed beyond the limits of faith and reason.

Dead Is All You Get combines the best elements of horror, dark fantasy and sci-fi, taking the reader on a relentless, tortured journey of survival and revenge that tests the strength of a man’s character and delves into the role faith plays when one is confronted by the worst kind of evil—the evil in humans.
Amazon
Barnes and Noble US
Barnes and Noble UK
iBookStore
Kobo

Tell Me When I’m Dead—A 99-Cent Slay Ride to Hell!

[TMWID Axe Detail]Sale runs 10/17—10/31/2014

Happy early Halloween!

If you’ve been waiting to read Book One of THE DEAD SERIES, here’s a great opportunity to pick it up for a buck, starting Friday. That’s right.

Forty-three reviews—almost every one five stars. Zombies, wackos and paramilitary nutjobs. It’s all here.

And if that’s not enough, here are a few choice  quotes …

“A FIVE STAR gorefest and a must read.”
“A wild slay ride into hell.”
“Dead awesome!”
“A hard-hitting splattergore zombie thriller.”

I’ve decided to keep the book on sale through the 31st. So what in the name of all that is holy are you waiting for?!

Oh, yeah, the blurb.

Tell Me When I’m Dead
Everything was fine until that horrible night when Hell came looking for Dave Pulaski and the good people of Tres Marias.

It wasn’t supposed to go this way. Dave was a changed man. He regretted the years he spent lost and drunk, hanging out with his best friend Jim. When he met Holly, a beautiful, strong-willed woman, she made him her mission. Now two years sober, Dave was on top of the world.

But on that night, Dave’s old friend shows up drunk. While driving Jim home, Dave swerves to avoid a rabid dog. They crash. When Dave regains consciousness, Jim is gone. Only a bloody hole in the windshield remains.

Missy, a woman Dave cheated with months before, suddenly decides she wants him back. He needs to get rid of her before Holly can find out. Meanwhile, people in the town are coming down with “the jimmies,” a mysterious illness that leads to death.

Only they don’t stay dead.

They come back as shrieking flesh-eaters. And so does Jim. As Dave tries to convince Missy to leave him alone, Jim finds them. Instead of helping Missy escape, Dave runs. Missy gets infected, and now she wants revenge.

The contagion has spread, and Black Dragon Security is brought in to restore order. Soon they discover that in addition to the outbreak they must battle the Red Militia, a paramilitary group led by a charismatic madman. And as conditions in the town deteriorate, it’s clear that the Black Dragon supervisor is coming unhinged.

In the midst of the mayhem, Dave, Holly and a group of armed soldiers and civilians must find a way to survive. But how can they? Dave is this close to drinking himself into oblivion. Missy is after him—even though she’s no longer human. The hordes of undead are growing and security forces are outnumbered. Hell has arrived in Tres Marias.

Nowhere is safe.

Grab Tell Me When I’m Dead and follow Dave, Holly and their friends as they fight against looters, paramilitary crazies and the undead. And remember—if the zombies don’t kill you, people will.

[Tell Me When I’m Dead Cover]

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